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buffooneymara:

“he could get it” i say about men who aren’t even close to wanting it

irritate:

spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

someone who is perfect

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

drinkmasturbatecry:

if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

#fics before dicks

#priorities

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

lordkorra:

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal 

australiansanta:

bullying your homeschooled kids to give them an authentic schooling experience

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

gankingghouls:

[breathes heavily] did you just mention supernatural

I have this problem where I’m interested in everything and really love to learn but I have like 1% drive to actually do anything about that so I just sit inside and cry about television shows