“he could get it” i say about men who aren’t even close to wanting it
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
psychiatrist-cannibal by day
pop-star singing sensation by night
bullying your homeschooled kids to give them an authentic schooling experience
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
I have this problem where I’m interested in everything and really love to learn but I have like 1% drive to actually do anything about that so I just sit inside and cry about television shows